Sex is “Really Nice,” Reports Married Friend
After asking newlywed Steve Ferguson about intimacy, two unnamed friends found out that sex is “really nice.”
Parents of 24-Year-Old Returned Missionary Not Sure Where They Went Wrong
With their son going on his fourth year as a returned missionary, the Matthews family wonders if they failed him since he has yet to get married or even seriously date.
7 Ways to Obey the Word of Wisdom Better than Everyone Else
Want to beat everyone you know at the Word of Wisdom? Read on for guidelines to prove your righteousness.
Teen’s “I’m a Mormon” Profile Pic Liked by Seven Other Mormons
This young woman never passes an opportunity to announce her church membership to other members.
General Authority Keeps Using “Staying in the Luxury Yacht” Analogy
In a simple reminder for Mormons everywhere, M. Russell Ballard reminded everyone to stay in the boat, especially if it were a $87 million yacht.
American General Authorities Also Excited about Native Language Rules
Members as well as General Authorities born outside of the United States have responded warmly to the new allowances for speakers at General Conference to speak in their native tongues instead of English.
Beard Revolution Bloodiest Revolution in Utah History
This small band of bearded revolutionaries learned that fighting against the largest anti-beard force in Utah is as effective as dry shaving with an old, rusty razor.
BYU Ranked #1 Party School by the Amish
BYU remains the party school of choice for Amish students.
BYU Opens More Student Parking in Salt Lake City and Las Vegas
Shooting down the idea of turning Payson, UT into a parking lot for students as “too practical,” BYU unveiled new student-only parking lots in Salt Lake City and Las Vegas.
More High Profile Excommunications Expected to Follow
With Kate Kelly excommunicated and John Dehlin expected to follow, who is next to be exed?
NCAA Begins Investigation of BYU After Athletes Given Copies of the Book of Mormon
In an exclusive story that you will only find here, our crack team of investigative reporters have details of what may prove to be a very damning investigation of BYU’s Athletics program by the NCAA.
EFY Organizers Shake 2014 Program Like a Polaroid Picture
Especially for Youth organizers announced the revamped theme for the 2014 summer programs featuring Outkast’s hit song “So Fresh, So Clean.”
Comment Troll Convinces Faithful Mormon to Leave Church
One man’s lifetime of beliefs are erased by a strongly-worded Internet comment.
LDS Church Happily Announces that David Archuleta’s Mission Accomplished Way More than Yours
Following the recent media coverage between sessions of General Conference, the LDS Church issued a press release saying David Archuleta’s mission was, in fact, way more valuable than yours.
No One Upset Over Teriyaki Stix Closure in Cougareat
Cougareat’s Asian dining establishment Teriyaki Stix closed its doors recently, much to the surprise of no one.
BYU’s Dan Smith Expected to Go in First Round of NFL Draft
Recent Brigham Young University graduate Dan Smith expected to be a top pick at this year’s NFL draft.
Deportation Order Put in Place for All BYU Democrats
President Worthen began his new reign at the Lord’s university by issuing a deportation order for all Democratic Party supporters attending BYU.
LDS Church Begins New “Not Even Once” Anti-Beard Campaign
LDS Church began the new anti-beard campaign “Not Even Once” to distance itself from the unrighteousness that comes with facial hair.
Young Priesthood Holder Nearly Has Unclean Thought; Thwarted by Shirt with High Neck and Long Sleeves
Despite barrages of temptation from the adversary, this young man demonstrates his righteousness by keeping his thoughts clean in the presence of modestly dressed young women. He sets a shining example for us all.
Mitt Romney to Replace Stephen Colbert on “Colbert Report”
Following news that Stephen Colbert will be replacing David Letterman on the Late Show, Comedy Central confirmed Mitt Romney will be taking over for Stephen Colbert on the “Colbert Report.”