BYU Ranked #1 Party School by the Amish
BYU remains the party school of choice for Amish students.
More High Profile Excommunications Expected to Follow
With Kate Kelly excommunicated and John Dehlin expected to follow, who is next to be exed?
EFY Organizers Shake 2014 Program Like a Polaroid Picture
Especially for Youth organizers announced the revamped theme for the 2014 summer programs featuring Outkast’s hit song “So Fresh, So Clean.”
LDS Church Happily Announces that David Archuleta’s Mission Accomplished Way More than Yours
Following the recent media coverage between sessions of General Conference, the LDS Church issued a press release saying David Archuleta’s mission was, in fact, way more valuable than yours.
No One Upset Over Teriyaki Stix Closure in Cougareat
Cougareat’s Asian dining establishment Teriyaki Stix closed its doors recently, much to the surprise of no one.
Deportation Order Put in Place for All BYU Democrats
President Worthen began his new reign at the Lord’s university by issuing a deportation order for all Democratic Party supporters attending BYU.
LDS Church Begins New “Not Even Once” Anti-Beard Campaign
LDS Church began the new anti-beard campaign “Not Even Once” to distance itself from the unrighteousness that comes with facial hair.
Young Priesthood Holder Nearly Has Unclean Thought; Thwarted by Shirt with High Neck and Long Sleeves
Despite barrages of temptation from the adversary, this young man demonstrates his righteousness by keeping his thoughts clean in the presence of modestly dressed young women. He sets a shining example for us all.
Mitt Romney to Replace Stephen Colbert on “Colbert Report”
Following news that Stephen Colbert will be replacing David Letterman on the Late Show, Comedy Central confirmed Mitt Romney will be taking over for Stephen Colbert on the “Colbert Report.”
Mormon Researchers Declare Portugal Lisbon Best Mission in the World
After two years of research, Portugal Lisbon Mission received “The Best Mission in the World” award.
Ordain Children Movement Gains Momentum
Another group protesting for ordination were turned away from General Conference over the weekend: not Ordain Women, but Ordain Children.
Narrow-Minded Woman Refuses to Believe that Ordain Women Group are Unchristian Apostates
Friends have “completely given up” on 26-year-old Rebecca O’Donnell, an Ordain Women supporter, as she continually defends the “unchristian” group.
Student Dies After Realizing Cosmo Cougar Isn’t Real
A BYU student with an affinity for cats died Saturday night after discovering that legendary mascot Cosmo was not a real cougar.
Faithful Mormon Has Trial of Faith as Food Storage Nears Expiration Before Second Coming
The drawn-out process leading up to purging the world from evil is making many members nervous as they watch their hordes of stored food expire.
“Malaysia Airlines Flight Probably Translated,” says Mormon Professor
According to University of Wisconsin professor Joseph McConkey, Malaysia Airlines flight 370, missing since last Saturday, may have been translated.
Ward Basketball Team Receives At-Large Bid to NCAA Tournament
Highland 28th Ward brought the entire special “Selection Sunday” devotional to their feet yesterday as the committee announced the Golden Calves would receive a 14-seed and play the Syracuse Orange in the first round of the NCAA Tournament.
Samuelson Uses Seer Stone, Picks White, Male Professional as Successor
Kevin Worthen, a successful white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant, man, was unveiled as new BYU President and will assume the presidential mantle on May 1st.
Lesser-Known BYUSA Slogans from Past Elections
The BunYion took a look at the lesser-known BYUSA slogans used in past elections
BYUSA Elections Rocked By Surprise Entrants
As the 2014 BYUSA elections inch closer, we take a close look at last-second entrants Rafael Lange and Amanda Gillespie
Testing Center Facing Pressure to Ban Performance-Enhancing Drugs
The present PED problem is leaving the pupil population of Provo perturbed.