8 Lesser-Known Facts About President Russell M. Nelson
Check out these lesser-known facts about new President of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, Russell M. Nelson.
Satan Happy to See Patriots Back in the Super Bowl
Satan himself couldn’t be more pleased with his favorite New England Patriots making it to yet another Super Bowl.
General Authority Keeps Using “Staying in the Luxury Yacht” Analogy
In a simple reminder for Mormons everywhere, M. Russell Ballard reminded everyone to stay in the boat, especially if it were a $87 million yacht.
BYU Opens More Student Parking in Salt Lake City and Las Vegas
Shooting down the idea of turning Payson, UT into a parking lot for students as “too practical,” BYU unveiled new student-only parking lots in Salt Lake City and Las Vegas.
NCAA Begins Investigation of BYU After Athletes Given Copies of the Book of Mormon
In an exclusive story that you will only find here, our crack team of investigative reporters have details of what may prove to be a very damning investigation of BYU’s Athletics program by the NCAA.
BYU’s Dan Smith Expected to Go in First Round of NFL Draft
Recent Brigham Young University graduate Dan Smith expected to be a top pick at this year’s NFL draft.
Church Issues Press Release Asking Ordain Children to Reconsider Plans to Protest
A press release from the LDS Church regarding Ordain Children.
Holy Ghost Feeling Pretty Tired, Going to Bed Soon
An in-depth look at the Holy Ghost and his bedtime schedule.
Study Shows 100% of Divorces Begin With Marriage
After years of painstaking research, BYU Studies announced an important discovery: All divorces began with marriage.
The Devil Sad to See Patriots Miss Out on Another Super Bowl
The Devil, along with other Patriots fans, was disappointed to see the Boston-area team miss out on another Super Bowl.
Ask Sister Christensen: Pursuing Leadership
In this month’s column, Sister Christensen outlines what one needs to do to get into church leadership.
Deacon Sacrament Route Practice Finally Paying Off
Casper 17th ward deacons tell how sacrament route practice was reaping dividends.
Student Athletes to Receive Preferential Treatment at Testing Center
Students and athletes agree: Finals week is a time where student athletes should be given every advantage in the testing center over their proletariat counterparts.
Fans Erect Touchdown Brigham Young to Rival Notre Dame’s Touchdown Jesus Before Big Game
As the Cougars get set to play against the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame, fans have built a Touchdown Brigham Young to bring them the blessings of the late prophet during football games.
Students Anxious as Kid that Sits in Front of Class Close to Reaching High Score in Bejeweled Blitz
Students in the morning section of Political Science 170 were anticipating that the kid in front of class would get the highest score on Bejeweled Blitz, a game popular on mobile devices, sometime in the next few weeks.
Race for Caffeinated Beverages on Campus Results in Carnage
After Coke Zero was mistakenly put in a BYU vending machine, over a dozen students were killed and more injured after trying to get one of only 10 caffeinated beverages on campus.
Businesses Sponsor General Conference to Keep Church Financially Afloat
With the LDS Church’s semi-annual General Conference this weekend, we take a look at some of the biggest sponsorship offers the Church has accepted this Fall.
“True Blue” Cookie Monster to Take Over as Official BYU Mascot
BYU officials announced that Sesame Street's Cookie Monster will replace Cosmo Cougar and make his first appearance as official mascot at the BYU v. Utah game.
Deaconitis Epidimic Hits Salt Lake City; Fashion Police Baffled by Extent of Contamination
The LDS Church and World Health Organization (WHO) have issued a quarantine for the entire state of Utah after a very immature strain of Deaconitis reached Salt Lake City.
Feminist Community Relieved that “Blurred Lines” Meant as Satire
Feminists around the country gave a collective “phew” as millions watched MTV’s Video Music Awards and saw that, indeed, Robin Thicke’s controversial song “Blurred Lines” was indeed a feminist song.