Mormon Researchers Declare Portugal Lisbon Best Mission in the World
After two years of research, Portugal Lisbon Mission received “The Best Mission in the World” award.
Church Issues Press Release Asking Ordain Children to Reconsider Plans to Protest
A press release from the LDS Church regarding Ordain Children.
Ordain Children Movement Gains Momentum
Another group protesting for ordination were turned away from General Conference over the weekend: not Ordain Women, but Ordain Children.
Narrow-Minded Woman Refuses to Believe that Ordain Women Group are Unchristian Apostates
Friends have “completely given up” on 26-year-old Rebecca O’Donnell, an Ordain Women supporter, as she continually defends the “unchristian” group.
Student Dies After Realizing Cosmo Cougar Isn’t Real
A BYU student with an affinity for cats died Saturday night after discovering that legendary mascot Cosmo was not a real cougar.
Faithful Mormon Has Trial of Faith as Food Storage Nears Expiration Before Second Coming
The drawn-out process leading up to purging the world from evil is making many members nervous as they watch their hordes of stored food expire.
“Malaysia Airlines Flight Probably Translated,” says Mormon Professor
According to University of Wisconsin professor Joseph McConkey, Malaysia Airlines flight 370, missing since last Saturday, may have been translated.
Ward Basketball Team Receives At-Large Bid to NCAA Tournament
Highland 28th Ward brought the entire special “Selection Sunday” devotional to their feet yesterday as the committee announced the Golden Calves would receive a 14-seed and play the Syracuse Orange in the first round of the NCAA Tournament.
Samuelson Uses Seer Stone, Picks White, Male Professional as Successor
Kevin Worthen, a successful white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant, man, was unveiled as new BYU President and will assume the presidential mantle on May 1st.
BYU Catering Refuses to Provide Cake for Gay Couple
A couple threatens to sue BYU catering after being told that they can’t have a cake and can’t eat it too.
Lesser-Known BYUSA Slogans from Past Elections
The BunYion took a look at the lesser-known BYUSA slogans used in past elections
BYUSA Elections Rocked By Surprise Entrants
As the 2014 BYUSA elections inch closer, we take a close look at last-second entrants Rafael Lange and Amanda Gillespie
Testing Center Facing Pressure to Ban Performance-Enhancing Drugs
The present PED problem is leaving the pupil population of Provo perturbed.
Spike in Activity Prompts LDS Church to Start Construction on New Temple in Sochi, Russia
With a two-week spike in activity due to completely unknown circumstances, the LDS Church announced that construction has begun on the Sochi, Russia Temple.
Paternity Pants: BunYion Student Entrepreneur Product of the Week
Learn more about the BYU Entrepreneurs Competition winner, Paternity Pants. Now taking pre-orders!
Ex-Mormon Hipsters Still Refuse to Drink Coffee After Leaving the Church
To Ex-Mormon hipsters, being orthodox Mormon, while not technically being Mormon, is as hip as it gets.
LDS Church Rents Out Conference Center for Monster Truck Rallies on Weekdays
Members can expect a renewed zeal for monster truck mayhem and family-friendly fun!
Holy Ghost Feeling Pretty Tired, Going to Bed Soon
An in-depth look at the Holy Ghost and his bedtime schedule.
Study Shows 100% of Divorces Begin With Marriage
After years of painstaking research, BYU Studies announced an important discovery: All divorces began with marriage.
The Devil Sad to See Patriots Miss Out on Another Super Bowl
The Devil, along with other Patriots fans, was disappointed to see the Boston-area team miss out on another Super Bowl.