Satan Happy to See Patriots Back in the Super Bowl
Satan himself couldn’t be more pleased with his favorite New England Patriots making it to yet another Super Bowl.
NCAA Begins Investigation of BYU After Athletes Given Copies of the Book of Mormon
In an exclusive story that you will only find here, our crack team of investigative reporters have details of what may prove to be a very damning investigation of BYU’s Athletics program by the NCAA.
BYU’s Dan Smith Expected to Go in First Round of NFL Draft
Recent Brigham Young University graduate Dan Smith expected to be a top pick at this year’s NFL draft.
Student Dies After Realizing Cosmo Cougar Isn’t Real
A BYU student with an affinity for cats died Saturday night after discovering that legendary mascot Cosmo was not a real cougar.
Ward Basketball Team Receives At-Large Bid to NCAA Tournament
Highland 28th Ward brought the entire special “Selection Sunday” devotional to their feet yesterday as the committee announced the Golden Calves would receive a 14-seed and play the Syracuse Orange in the first round of the NCAA Tournament.
Testing Center Facing Pressure to Ban Performance-Enhancing Drugs
The present PED problem is leaving the pupil population of Provo perturbed.
The Devil Sad to See Patriots Miss Out on Another Super Bowl
The Devil, along with other Patriots fans, was disappointed to see the Boston-area team miss out on another Super Bowl.
Fans Erect Touchdown Brigham Young to Rival Notre Dame’s Touchdown Jesus Before Big Game
As the Cougars get set to play against the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame, fans have built a Touchdown Brigham Young to bring them the blessings of the late prophet during football games.
“True Blue” Cookie Monster to Take Over as Official BYU Mascot
BYU officials announced that Sesame Street's Cookie Monster will replace Cosmo Cougar and make his first appearance as official mascot at the BYU v. Utah game.
Church Brawl Ends in Basketball Game
The LDS community in Houston was rocked by events yesterday as a brawl inside a LDS Church gym was abruptly ended as a basketball game broke out.
Jimmer: Back for More
Although the Sacramento Kings basketball team will stay put in northern California, Jimmer Fredette will be returning to BYU for a 5th year of eligibility.