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Paternity Pants: BunYion Student Entrepreneur Product of the Week

Learn more about the BYU Entrepreneurs Competition winner, Paternity Pants. Now taking pre-orders!

Study Shows 100% of Divorces Begin With Marriage

After years of painstaking research, BYU Studies announced an important discovery: All divorces began with marriage.

Justin Bieber to Attend BYU by Court Order

Justin Bieber was ordered by a judge to attend BYU in order to get his life together and start making some decent music.

After Controversy, Duck Dynasty Will Move to BYUtv in February

After a controversial December, BYU announced today that popular television show Duck Dynasty will be moving to BYUtv in February.

University Grants Extra Holiday Vacation to Accounting Students

Accounting majors are more than pleased to hear that they would be given an additional two weeks of vacation time for their being a top-tier program as well as their intolerable pride.

Student Athletes to Receive Preferential Treatment at Testing Center

Students and athletes agree: Finals week is a time where student athletes should be given every advantage in the testing center over their proletariat counterparts.

BYU-California to Open Doors Fall 2014

With students at odds with the weather of Provo, CES officials announce that BYU will open another campus in Southern California to appease those who yearn for warmer climes.

Fans Erect Touchdown Brigham Young to Rival Notre Dame’s Touchdown Jesus Before Big Game

As the Cougars get set to play against the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame, fans have built a Touchdown Brigham Young to bring them the blessings of the late prophet during football games.

Students Anxious as Kid that Sits in Front of Class Close to Reaching High Score in Bejeweled Blitz

Students in the morning section of Political Science 170 were anticipating that the kid in front of class would get the highest score on Bejeweled Blitz, a game popular on mobile devices, sometime in the next few weeks.

Disgruntled U of U Student Hacks Bell Tower to Play “Hell’s Bells”

Oh, the bells, bells, bells!
What a tale their terror tells
Of Despair!
How they clang, and clash and roar!
What a horror they outpour
On the bosom of the palpitating air!
Yet the ear, it fully knows,
By the twanging,
And the clanging,
How the danger ebbs and flows;
Yet the ear distinctly tells,
In the jangling,
And the wrangling,
How the danger sinks and swells,
By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the bells—
Of the bells—
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells—
In the clamor and the clanging of the bells!
—Prophetically said by the late Edgar Allen Poe

Students Upset After Being Told to Date For at Least One Month Before Marriage

Hundreds of single, BYU students plan on fighting a proposition voted into campus law yesterday. Proposition 18, the Mandatory Familiarity proposal, passed, while Proposition 19, the Mandatory Maturity proposal was voted down. Some couples, such as Tamika and Jakobi (left), are marrying outside of the temple in protest.

BYU to Offer New Degree – Master’s of Relief Society

With the rising number of single adult sisters transitioning from YSA wards rich with dozens of single Melchizedek Priesthood holders and into family wards, The First Presidency has encouraged the College of Family Life to investigate the possibility of offering these sisters another course.