LDS Video Game to Hit Shelves This Summer
“World of the Legend of Missionary’s Creed of Duty” will hit Deseret Book shelves this summer; much to the delight of gamers everywhere.
LDS Church Happily Announces that David Archuleta’s Mission Accomplished Way More than Yours
Following the recent media coverage between sessions of General Conference, the LDS Church issued a press release saying David Archuleta’s mission was, in fact, way more valuable than yours.
Narrow-Minded Woman Refuses to Believe that Ordain Women Group are Unchristian Apostates
Friends have “completely given up” on 26-year-old Rebecca O’Donnell, an Ordain Women supporter, as she continually defends the “unchristian” group.
LDS Church To Run Government During Shutdown
As the clock hit 12:00 AM EST on October 1st, the US Government was officially shutdown, leaving many Americans wondering about how such a crisis will be solved. Answer: Leave it to the LDS Church.