BYU Top 8 Back to School Headlines
PROVO- BYU campus was ablaze with news stories this week. Unfortunately, most of our student correspondent writers decided school was more important than informing the world. They were all fired.
#1 Man Passes Out from Boredom-Induced Brain Aneurism in BYU Bookstore Line
#2 Cosmo Joins Facebook to Stalk Freshman
#3 BYU Extreme Sports Team Sweeps X-Games
#4 Google Fiber Hires Ex-Vivint Salesmen (i.e. all of the business school)
#5 Snipers Hired to Protect Missionary Training Center
#6 BYU Creates a Miniature Campus for LDS Ants
#7 College of Puppetology and Ventriloquism Announced
#8 BYU Baldmen Club Denied Club Charter Third Straight Year