President Monson Invites Dissenters to His House to Prove He’s Actually a Way Chill Dude
President Monson leaves the 99 to find the lost 1. And to throw a killer party for it so it’ll come back to the fold.
Mormons No Longer to Participate in Tea Party
LDS Church plans on excluding supporters of the Tea Party from full church membership in order to preserve its “Practice What You Preach” campaign.