Ex-Mormon Hipsters Still Refuse to Drink Coffee After Leaving the Church
To Ex-Mormon hipsters, being orthodox Mormon, while not technically being Mormon, is as hip as it gets.
Disgruntled U of U Student Hacks Bell Tower to Play “Hell’s Bells”
Oh, the bells, bells, bells!
What a tale their terror tells
Of Despair!
How they clang, and clash and roar!
What a horror they outpour
On the bosom of the palpitating air!
Yet the ear, it fully knows,
By the twanging,
And the clanging,
How the danger ebbs and flows;
Yet the ear distinctly tells,
In the jangling,
And the wrangling,
How the danger sinks and swells,
By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the bells—
Of the bells—
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells—
In the clamor and the clanging of the bells!
—Prophetically said by the late Edgar Allen Poe
Ask Sister Christensen: How do I Avoid the Appearance of Evil?
We present to you our first posting from our new monthly column, Ask Sister Christensen. This month, we learn her top techniques for avoiding the appearance of evil; an important topic to be sure, considering that it is a good first step towards actually avoiding evil.