5 People Who Could Be the Next Apostle
With three spots on the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles up for grabs, we take a look at some of the top candidates to join the Brethren on the stand at General Conference.
Local Pioneer Reenactment Trek Warned Their Departure Date is Too Late in the Season
“Winter is coming, and it’s not some metaphorical spiritual winter, although maybe that too,” remarked many members as they walked and walked and walked and walked during their trek across Utah Valley.
BYU Alumni Sue ‘The Universe’ for Misleading and Deceptive Acts
It may contain information on dating, sports and campus life, but one group of BYU alumni are filing a class action lawsuit against BYU’s official newspaper, “The Universe,” claiming that it does not contain enough about exploding nebulae, black holes or even a guide to understanding the movie “Interstellar” to warrant such an all-encompassing title.
8 Lesser-Known Facts About President Russell M. Nelson
Check out these lesser-known facts about new President of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, Russell M. Nelson.
Flustered Priest Enters Fourth Attempt of Sacrament Prayer
“Really? I thought that one was right?” says priest Jimmy Clusterfield after botching yet another attempt at the Sacrament Prayer.
Area Mom Hoping and Praying Homosexual Son Will ‘Get out of Gay Phase’
Despite her son coming out over 10 years ago and spending most of that time in a committed gay relationship, one long-suffering mother refuses to lose faith in her son’s return to heterosexuality.
Area Mom Suddenly Cool With ‘Crap’ and ‘Shut Up’
Family crisis ensues when previously soft spoken mom breaks her lifetime vow of clean language.
Man Recognizes Own Footprints in Sand During Hardest Trials in Life
San Diego resident who previously believed he had been carried along the beach notices his own footprints in the sand.
Opinion: “I’m Not Judging Lindsey Stirling, But…”
Ashley joins The BunYion News Team to discuss her take on modesty and the latest outrage in Mormonism: Lindsey Stirling’s dress.
Honor Code Office Imprisoned Inside Chalk Circle
A long day at the Honor Code office got much longer after a chalk circle was drawn around the entire building, forcing students to stay inside.
Disgruntled BYU Student Files Charges Against Taco Bell After Uneventful Bowel Movement
A class-action lawsuit is planned after multiple students have had regular bowel movements after eating at the Taco Bell in the Cougareat.
New Dermatological Study on Mormons Gives Scientific Reason for Self-Righteousness
New study from Tuft’s University reveals the reasons for self-righteousness among Mormons: skin quality that makes even celebrities jealous.
BYU Landscapers Resort to Landmines to Keep Students Off Grass
In a radical and unprecedented decision by BYU Landscape Management, students who tread on grass now risk being… exploded.
LDS Video Game to Hit Shelves This Summer
“World of the Legend of Missionary’s Creed of Duty” will hit Deseret Book shelves this summer; much to the delight of gamers everywhere.
President Monson Invites Dissenters to His House to Prove He’s Actually a Way Chill Dude
President Monson leaves the 99 to find the lost 1. And to throw a killer party for it so it’ll come back to the fold.
Woman Perfecting Facebook Post Misses Entire Sunday Afternoon Session
A woman reportedly missed all of Sunday’s afternoon session of General Conference as she tried to post a spiritual-yet-witty comment on Facebook.
Satan Happy to See Patriots Back in the Super Bowl
Satan himself couldn’t be more pleased with his favorite New England Patriots making it to yet another Super Bowl.
The BunYion’s Guide to Properly Identifying a Meth Lab
We offer some helpful hints for determining if your roommate is making meth.
Parrots and Snakes to Be Released in New Life Sciences Building
Jungle fever will arrive at BYU when parrots and snakes are released in the Life Sciences Building next week.
Desperate Student Constructs Meth Lab to Pay for Staggering Textbook Fees
BYU student currently at large after building a meth lab to pay for his overpriced textbooks.